Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant from the United States?
An Ameri-cant!

Why was the ant a great detective?
Because he always got to the bottom of things!

What do you call an ant who likes to play music?
A hum-ant!

What do you call an ant who can paint?
An arte-mis!

Why did the ant dance on the jam jar?
Because the lid said, “Twist to open!”

Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies!