Bank Jokes

A cookie tried to open a bank account. The banker said, “Sorry, we can’t serve you.” The cookie asked, “Why not?” The banker replied, “You’re already a bit crumbled, and we can’t risk more breakage.”

A check walked into a bar. The bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” The check, feeling dejected, replied, “Guess I’ll just bounce then.”

A river went to the bank to open an account. The teller asked, “What’s the purpose?” The river replied, “Just trying to go with the flow.”

Two dollar bills were chatting in a wallet.
One said, “I’m so bored, I’ve been stuck here for weeks.”
The other replied, “Be patient. We’re just earning our interest.”

A bank manager was feeling down about his job.
His friend asked, “What’s wrong?”
The manager replied, “Every time I offer someone a loan, they just lose interest.”

Q: Why don’t bankers use pocket calculators?
A: They can always count on their interest.

Q: Why did the quarter go to school?
A: It wanted to feel a little change.

Q: Why do bankers make great joggers?
A: Because they know how to stay balanced.