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Credit Crunch

A cookie tried to open a bank account. The banker said, โ€œSorry, we canโ€™t serve you.โ€ The cookie asked, โ€œWhy not?โ€ The banker replied, โ€œYouโ€™re already a bit crumbled, and we canโ€™t risk more breakage.โ€

Checking Out

A check walked into a bar. The bartender said, โ€œSorry, we donโ€™t serve your kind here.โ€ The check, feeling dejected, replied, โ€œGuess Iโ€™ll just bounce then.โ€

Cash Flow Problems

A river went to the bank to open an account. The teller asked, โ€œWhatโ€™s the purpose?โ€ The river replied, โ€œJust trying to go with the flow.โ€

Saving Grace

Two dollar bills were chatting in a wallet.
One said, โ€œIโ€™m so bored, Iโ€™ve been stuck here for weeks.โ€
The other replied, โ€œBe patient. Weโ€™re just earning our interest.โ€

Loanly Hearts Club

A bank manager was feeling down about his job.
His friend asked, โ€œWhatโ€™s wrong?โ€
The manager replied, โ€œEvery time I offer someone a loan, they just lose interest.โ€

Investment Idioms

Q: Why donโ€™t bankers use pocket calculators?
A: They can always count on their interest.

Coin and Currency Comedy

Q: Why did the quarter go to school?
A: It wanted to feel a little change.

Fiscal Funnies

Q: Why do bankers make great joggers?
A: Because they know how to stay balanced.

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