Credit Crunch
A cookie tried to open a bank account. The banker said, โSorry, we canโt serve you.โ The cookie asked, โWhy not?โ The banker replied, โYouโre already a bit crumbled, and we canโt risk more breakage.โ
A cookie tried to open a bank account. The banker said, โSorry, we canโt serve you.โ The cookie asked, โWhy not?โ The banker replied, โYouโre already a bit crumbled, and we canโt risk more breakage.โ
A check walked into a bar. The bartender said, โSorry, we donโt serve your kind here.โ The check, feeling dejected, replied, โGuess Iโll just bounce then.โ
A river went to the bank to open an account. The teller asked, โWhatโs the purpose?โ The river replied, โJust trying to go with the flow.โ
Two dollar bills were chatting in a wallet.
One said, โIโm so bored, Iโve been stuck here for weeks.โ
The other replied, โBe patient. Weโre just earning our interest.โ
A bank manager was feeling down about his job.
His friend asked, โWhatโs wrong?โ
The manager replied, โEvery time I offer someone a loan, they just lose interest.โ
Q: Why donโt bankers use pocket calculators?
A: They can always count on their interest.
Q: Why did the quarter go to school?
A: It wanted to feel a little change.
Q: Why do bankers make great joggers?
A: Because they know how to stay balanced.