Black Friday Jokes

Q: Why was the computer cold at the store on Black Friday?
A: It left its Windows open.

Q: How do Black Friday shoppers exercise?
A: They do their cardio by running towards sales.

Q: Why don’t turkeys like Black Friday?
A: They don’t like being stuffed… especially into shopping carts.

What did the Black Friday shopper say to their exhausted feet?
“Don’t worry, we’ll get a good deal on Band-Aids tomorrow!”

Why did the mathematician love Black Friday?
Because it was the only day when the discounts were off the charts!

Why did the alarm clock go shopping on Black Friday?
Because it wanted to catch the best deals before they flew away!

Why did the shopaholic bring a ladder on Black Friday?
Because they heard the prices were through the roof!

Why do Americans go shopping on Black Friday?

They are thankful they survived Thanksgiving dinner.

What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?

They know what it’s like to be stuffed and jammed into a small space.