Cold Jokes

Q: What’s an igloo’s favorite type of music?
A: Cool jazz!

Q: Why did the scarecrow win the talent show during winter?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field, even when it was frozen!

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted flakes!

Q: Why did the girl bring string to the bar?
A: To tie one on when it gets too cold!

Q: How does a snowman get to work?
A: By icicle!

Q: What did one icicle say to the other icicle?
A: “You hang around here often?”