Vegetable Vaudeville
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta.
Corny Jokes
The Best Corny Jokes to Share and Spread the Laughter
Corny jokes are simple, often predictable jokes that are funny because they are so straightforward and sometimes silly. These jokes might be about everyday things like food, animals, or common situations. For example, a joke might ask, “Why don’t skeletons fight each other?” The answer is, “Because they don’t have the guts.” Another joke could be, “What do you call fake spaghetti?” with the punchline, “An impasta.” The humor in corny jokes comes from their simplicity and the playful use of words. They are meant to make people of all ages smile and laugh, especially because they are so easy to understand and share.
Here are some of the best Corny jokes:
Garden Giggles
Q: Why don’t gardeners ever tell secrets?
A: Because the flowers will spill the beans.
Corny Comedy
Q: Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
