Cow Jokes

Why did the cow move to New York City?
It wanted to see the moosicals on Broadway!

Why don’t cows play hide and seek?
Because they always have a beef with the person counting!

Why did the cow start eating healthier?
It wanted to be outstanding in its field!

Why did the cow go to outer space?
It wanted to see if the moon was really made of cheese!

What is a cow’s favorite subject in school?
Moo-sic!

Why don’t cows have money?
Because farmers milk them dry!