Dark jokes are a type of humor that finds comedy in topics that are usually considered serious, taboo, or grim. They can involve themes like misfortune, irony, or the unexpected darker side of life. For instance, a dark joke might be about a pessimistic pencil that always sees the negative side because it can’t erase its own past. Or, it might play on irony, like saying, “I’m a big fan of whiteboards; they’re re-markable,” subtly hinting at deeper meanings or contexts. These jokes are appreciated for their cleverness and the way they make light of heavy subjects, but they’re not for everyone. They require a specific sense of humor and an understanding that the joke is meant to challenge norms and provoke thought, rather than offend.
Doctor says to the patient:
“I have two pieces of news, a bad one and an even worse one.”
“What’s the bad one?”
“According to the lab results, you have only 24 hours left to live.”
“And the worse one?”
“I’ve been trying to reach you on the phone since yesterday.”
Q: What snack does a ghost prefer at midnight?
A: Boo-berries with scream! 🌚👻
Q: Why don’t secrets work well in the dark?
A: Because they always come out in the light! 🌚👻
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.
The owner, deciding to have some general fun, said, “I’ve got good news and bad news.”
“The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings.”
“That’s wonderful!” the artist exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?”
With concern, the gallery owner replied, “The guy was your doctor.”
