Doctor says to the patient:
“I have two pieces of news, a bad one and an even worse one.”
“What’s the bad one?”
“According to the lab results, you have only 24 hours left to live.”
“And the worse one?”
“I’ve been trying to reach you on the phone since yesterday.”
Q: What snack does a ghost prefer at midnight?
A: Boo-berries with scream! 🌚👻
Q: Why don’t secrets work well in the dark?
A: Because they always come out in the light! 🌚👻
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.
The owner, deciding to have some general fun, said, “I’ve got good news and bad news.”
“The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings.”
“That’s wonderful!” the artist exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?”
With concern, the gallery owner replied, “The guy was your doctor.”
