Dinosaur Jokes

Q: What was T. rex’s favorite number?
A: Eight! (ate)

John: I lost my pet dinosaur.
Ron: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper ?
John: What good would that do, she can’t read!

Q: Why did the dinosaur get in the bed ?
A: Because he was tired!

Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !

Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.