Easter Jokes

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital?
Albunny, New York!

Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?
A: ‘Heard any good yolks lately!’

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!

Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!

Q: Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
A: The Oyster Bunny!

Q. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A. Two points, just like anyone else.

Q. What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
A. The Ether Bunny

Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A. He doesn’t want the other bunnies to know tht he was fooling around with the chickens.

10. Big tax write-off.

9. Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?

8. Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.

7. He gets a good deal from the local chickens.

6. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.

5. Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.

4. Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.

3. Would you want to hunt for waffles?

2. He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.

1. Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job.

Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A: Bugs Bunny!🐣🐰🌷

Q: What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?

A: Hip Hop! 🐣🐰🌷

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

A: Lots of egg-ercise! 🐣🐰🌷