Q: What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A: A funny bunny.
Q: What is a rabbit’s favorite dance?
A: The Bunny Hop.
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A: He doesn’t want the other bunnies to know that he was fooling around with the chickens.
Q: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A: Two points, just like anyone else.
Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
A: The Ether Bunny
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!
Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A: Lots of eggs-ercise!
Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain.
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!
Q: Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.
Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A: Just look for the gray hares.
Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A: 14 carrot gold.
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny.
Q: How does a rabbit make gold soup?
A: He begins with 24 carrots
Q. Why does the easter bunny have such a shiny nose?
A. His powder puff’s on the wrong end.
Q: Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
A: It’s a tender tail!
Q: Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
A: The Oyster Bunny!
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!
Q: What’s big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
A: The Easter Barney!
Q: What’s red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
A: Colored scrambled eggs!
Q: What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?
A: One to three for breaking and entering.
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
A: He was making the movie.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing at you.
Q: What did the bunny put over his sore?
A: A eggage.
Q: Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!
Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee comes after it
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march.
Q: What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
A: Jelly beans!
Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: Only one because after that, it’s not empty!
Q: What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
A: Cheer up!
Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A: Eggs marks the spot.
Q: What did the man say when he saw 10 bunnies hopping over the hill?
A: There go 10 bunnies going over the hill.
Q: What did the man say when he saw 10 bunnies hopping over the hill wearing sunglasses?
A: Nothing – he didn’t recognise them.
Q: If a rooster layed an egg on top of a hill, which side would it roll down?
A: Neither- Rooster’s don’t lay eggs!
Q: What did the kangaroo say on Easter morning?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: What is the end of Easter?
A: The letter R.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!
Q. Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?
A. Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.
Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?
A: ‘Heard any good yolks lately!’
Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?
A. Because it was a little chicken.
Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
A. Two points just like everybody!
Q. What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A. The first Rabbit to lay and egg.
Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A Hot Cross bunny.
Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
A: Tired.
Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: By hare mail!
Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Sophie: “I organized an Easter egg hunt for my kids this year.”
Ben: “How did it go?”
Sophie: “Not great. The dog found all the eggs before the kids did.”
Ben: “Guess he’s really egg-cellent at hunting!”
Sophie: “Yeah, but now he’s on an egg-streme diet!”
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital?
Albunny, New York!
Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?
A: ‘Heard any good yolks lately!’
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!
Q: Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
A: The Oyster Bunny!
Q. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A. Two points, just like anyone else.
Q. What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
A. The Ether Bunny
Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A. He doesn’t want the other bunnies to know tht he was fooling around with the chickens.
10. Big tax write-off.
9. Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?
8. Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.
7. He gets a good deal from the local chickens.
6. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.
5. Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.
4. Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.
3. Would you want to hunt for waffles?
2. He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.
1. Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job.
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!🐣🐰🌷
Q: What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?
A: Hip Hop! 🐣🐰🌷
Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
A: Lots of egg-ercise! 🐣🐰🌷
