Engineer Jokes

Q: Why did the mechanical engineer get kicked out of the gardening club?
A: Because he kept trying to plant gears!

Q: Why did the civil engineer refuse to play cards?
A: He was worried about the high stakes of bridge!

Q: Why did the software engineer go broke?
A: Because he used up all his cache!

Q: How did the engineer demonstrate the law of diminishing returns?
A: He brought a scale to the donut shop!

Q: Why don’t electrical engineers make good comedians?
A: Resistance is futile to their kind of humor!

Q: Why did the engineer go to art school?
A: Because he wanted to draw up some support!