Eye Jokes

Q: How do you call an eye that can’t decide on its color?
A: An “iRis-decisive”!

Q: Why did the eye join the circus?
A: It was a great pupil of the art of clowning!

Q: Why did the eye bring a suitcase to the optometrist?
A: It was packed with baggage.

Q: Why did the eye lash out at the nose?
A: It was tired of being looked down upon!

Q: Why did the eye go to school?
A: To improve its pupil performance!

Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: Between you and me, something smells.