Football Jokes

Why did Ronaldo bring string to the soccer match?

To tie the score!

What do you call a footballer who can play the piano?
A midfield maestro!

Why was the football field nervous?
It heard the players had killer kicks!

Why don’t grasshoppers watch football?
They prefer cricket!

What does a football goalkeeper eat for lunch?
Nothing, they don’t like to be fed goals!

Why don’t football teams go to the bakery?
Because they’re afraid of turnovers!

Why don’t football players ever get caught napping?
Because they’re good at ‘catching’ up on their sleep!