Banana Banter
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling very well!
Fruit jokes are playful quips that often involve puns or wordplay related to different types of fruit, making light of their characteristics or names. For example, “What did the grape say when it got stepped on?” The answer is, “Nothing, but it let out a little wine!” This joke hinges on the play between “wine” as the beverage made from grapes and the sound someone might make if squished. It’s a fun way to incorporate the nature of fruits into humor, appealing to both kids and adults by using simple language and relatable situations. These jokes are perfect for sharing a quick laugh or breaking the ice, highlighting the sweet and sometimes silly side of our favorite fruits.
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling very well!
Q: What kind of apple has a short temper?
A: A crabapple!
Q: What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?
A: Yellow!
Q: Why did the watermelon start a school?
A: It wanted to become a watermelon-dictorian!
Q: What fruit loves to go to school?
A: A scholar-berry!
Q: What did one grape say to the other grape when it got stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little “whine”!