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Fruit Jokes

Banana Banter

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling very well!

Apple Antics

Q: What kind of apple has a short temper?
A: A crabapple!

Citrus Chuckle

Q: What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?
A: Yellow!

Watermelon Wit

Q: Why did the watermelon start a school?
A: It wanted to become a watermelon-dictorian!

Berry Funny

Q: What fruit loves to go to school?
A: A scholar-berry!

The Grape Gag

Q: What did one grape say to the other grape when it got stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little “whine”!

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