Grandmother Jokes

Why did Grandma start walking five miles a day?
She’s now 97 years old and we have no idea where she is!

Why did Grandma wear her sunglasses to the bingo game?
Because she has a flair for the dramatic and wanted to have a ‘bingo moment’!

Why are grandma’s cookies so popular on the internet?
Because they’re cookies that accept all visitors!

Why does grandma wake up at 4 am?
She didn’t want to sleep through her 5 am nap!

What did grandma say when she saw the spaghetti boiling over?
“Looks like pasta la vista, baby!”

Why did Grandma put her iPad into the blender?
She wanted to make apple juice!