Heating Jokes

Q: Why did the flame go to the party?
A: To light up the mood!

Q: What did the HVAC tech say when he fixed the heater?
A: “It’s not the heat, it’s the humility.”

Q: Why was the boiler always calm?
A: Because it had a lot of inner steam!

Q: Why did the furnace apply for a job?
A: It wanted to be a professional heat seeker!

Q: What did the radiator say to the thermostat?
A: “You really turn me on!”

Q: Why did the heater go to school?
A: To become a little hotter!