History Jokes

Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself at the historical exhibit?
A: Because it was two-tired after carrying Napoleon and his army across Russia!

Q: Why did Napoleon always keep his hand in his coat?
A: He was checking to make sure no one “Waterloo-ted” his wallet!

Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?

Because no one ever jokes about the Mesozoic Era!

Why was Einstein bad at playing hide and seek?

Because no matter where he hid, E=mc^2 would always find him!

Why did the Viking bring a pencil to his journey?

Because he wanted to draw up some plans for a settlement!

Why did the knight refuse to fight the dragon?

Because it was just a ‘knightmare’!

Why did the Roman Empire build straight roads?

Because they didn’t want to be caught ‘roaming’ around!

Why did Cleopatra add a milk bath to her beauty routine?

Because she believed in pasteurizing her skincare routine!