Hurricane Jokes

Q: What do hurricanes and marriages have in common?
A: They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end, you lose your house!

Q: Why did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold onto your nuts; this is no ordinary blow job!

Q: Why did the weather report go to school?
A: To improve its circulation!

Q: What did one hurricane say to the other?
A: I’ve got my eye on you!

Q: What’s a hurricane’s favorite game?
A: Twister!

Q: Why did the hurricane blush?
A: It saw the Gulf Coast!