What did the tie say to the hat?
What did the tie say to the hat? ๐ ๐ฉ
You go on a head and I’ll hang around.
What did the tie say to the hat? ๐ ๐ฉ
You go on a head and I’ll hang around.
“Why did Roger leave his job?”
“Illness.”
“Anything serious?”
“Yes. The boss got sick of him.”
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you’ve only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
A little girl asked her mother, โHow did the human race come about?โ
The Mother answered, โGod made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made.โ
A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, โMany years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them.โ
The confused girl returns to her mother and says, โMom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God , and Papa says we developed from monkeys?โ
The Mother answers, โWell, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side.โ
โDoc, I need something for my eyesโฆcanโt see well these days.โ The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor heโs very depressed.
Doc says, โWhatโs the problemโฆdidnโt the glasses help you?โ
โThe glasses are fine doc, I just discovered Iโve been living with a water hose the past 2 years!โ
Q: What do you give a 1000-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I donโt know, but youโd better hope he likes it!
Q. What was the average age of a cave man?
A. Stone Age!
In a cat-alogue!
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what heโd like to eat. โIโll have some fuckinโ French toast,โ he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. โWell, I guess that leaves more fuckinโ French toast for me,โ he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. โI donโt know,โ he says meekly, โbut I definitely donโt want the fuckinโ French toast.โ
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher heโd found a cat. She asked if it was dead or alive.
โDead,โ she was informed.
โHow do you know?โ, she asked.
โBecause I pissed in his ear and it didnโt move,โ said the child innocently.
โYou did WHAT?!?โ, the teacher squealed in surprise.
โYou know,โ explained the boy, โI leaned over and went โpssstโ and he didnโt move.โ