🚪 Knock Knock Jokes

You can go through some of the great collections of knock-knock jokes to read and enjoy. The following are really funny and will make your friends laugh. Knock-knock jokes have been a popular style of fun since their inception and can even be found in movies and on TV shows. For example, in The Office, one may recall how Michael Scott once used a knock-knock joke on his employees, or another scene where Dwight got pranked by Jim using the same joke. Knock knock…

W-H-O

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O!

Yah!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Glad you’re excited to see me!

Pencil

Knock, knock.
Who’s there ?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who ?
Never mind, it’s pointless !

Owl

Knock, knock.
👉👈

Who’s there?
🦉

Owl who?
🦉 you doin’, bestie? 😜🎉

Harry

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold outside!

Honey bee

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and open up!

Figs

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Cow

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says “moo!”

Annie

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?

Very long pause

“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
Very long pause…
“Java.”

Banana knock knock

Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Banana.
Banana who? Banana split so I had to go!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Banana.
Banana who? Banana peel, watch your step!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Orange.
Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Banana.
Banana who? Bananas of the world unite! Peel back oppression!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Little old lady.
Little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel! Banana yodel-ay-hee-hoo!

Robin

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, hand over the cash!

Amos

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me!

Atch

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!

Cash

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!

Boo Who

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Owls Say

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do!

Doris

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

Mikey

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

Kenya

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya please let me in now?

Ivana

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana come in, it’s cold out here

Alpaca Who

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

A Little Old Lady

Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!

Orange You

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Lettuce In

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Olive Who

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!

The Interrupting Cow

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co— Moo!

Beets Me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me! I’m just a vegetable telling jokes.

Candice

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?

Orange You Glad?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you opened the door?

Interrupting Cow

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
MOOOO!

Harry Up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!

Olive You!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!

Boo Hoo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Lettuce

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let us in; we’re freezing!

Figs

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

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