Very long pause
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
Very long pause…
“Java.”
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock! Who's There? Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes That Will Have You Rolling
Knock knock jokes are a classic format that plays with the repetition of phrases for a humorous effect, often ending in a pun. Here’s an example:
“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Lettuce.” “Lettuce who?” “Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!”
This joke uses the word “lettuce” to sound like “let us,” creating a playful twist on asking someone to enter a room. Knock knock jokes are beloved for their simplicity and the anticipation they build up to the punchline, making them a fun, interactive way to share a laugh with people of all ages.
Here are some Knock Knock jokes that some people find funny:
Banana knock knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Banana.
Banana who? Banana split so I had to go!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Banana.
Banana who? Banana peel, watch your step!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Orange.
Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Banana.
Banana who? Bananas of the world unite! Peel back oppression!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Little old lady.
Little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel! Banana yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
Robin
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, hand over the cash!
Amos
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me!
Atch
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
Cash
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!
Boo Who
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Owls Say
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do!
Doris
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
Mikey
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
Kenya
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya please let me in now?
Ivana
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana come in, it’s cold out here
Alpaca Who
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
A Little Old Lady
Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
Orange You
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Lettuce In
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Olive Who
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!
The Interrupting Cow
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co— Moo!
Beets Me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me! I’m just a vegetable telling jokes.
Candice
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
Orange You Glad?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you opened the door?
Interrupting Cow
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
MOOOO!
Harry Up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Olive You!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Boo Hoo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Lettuce
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let us in; we’re freezing!
Figs
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
