Lame Jokes

Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?
A: It was two-tired!

Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick!

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q: Why did the math book look sad?
A: Because it had too many problems!

Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet!

Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!