Law Jokes

Q: Why don’t lawyers go to the beach?
A: Cats keep trying to bury them in the sand!

Q: What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them, but you never see them.

Q: Why did the scarecrow become a lawyer?
A: He was outstanding in his field!

Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue!

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.

Q: How does an attorney sleep?
A: First they lie on one side, then they lie on the other side.