Lighting Jokes

Q: Why did the LED go to school?
A: To improve its bright future!

Q: Why was the chandelier hanging out with the lamp?
A: It needed a little light conversation!

Q: What did the light say when it was turned off?
A: “I’m delighted!”

Q: Why did the flashlight get a ticket?
A: It didn’t stop on a flash!

Q: How do you mend a broken lamp?
A: With light adhesive!

Q: Why did the light bulb fail its class?
A: It wasn’t too bright!