Jen: “We tried assembling furniture together for the first time yesterday.”
Rob: “How’d it go?”
Jen: “We’re still married, so technically successful.”
Rob: “What’s the secret?”
Jen: “We followed the marriage instructions, not the IKEA ones.”
Rob: “Ah ignore the manual and argue for 3 hours?”
Jen: “Exactly. Then order takeout and pretend it was teamwork.”
Lisa: “My husband said marriage is like a walk in the park.”
Tom: “Sounds nice!”
Lisa: “Yeah… Jurassic Park.”
Tom: “So… thrilling but occasionally life-threatening?”
Lisa: “And expensive to escape!”
Emma: “Happy anniversary! 10 years married: what’s your secret?”
Mike: “Easy. I just say ‘yes, dear’ and keep my phone charged.”
Emma: “That’s it?”
Mike: “Well, that and forgetting where I hid the chocolate stash.”
Sarah: “We’re registering for wedding gifts. Should we ask for fancy china?”
Dave: “Nah, let’s just get paper plates.”
Sarah: “Why?”
Dave: “Because statistically, there’s a 50% chance we’ll throw them away someday!”
