Media Jokes

Q: Why did the newspaper go to therapy?
A: It had too many issues!

Q: Why did the TV go to school?
A: To improve its channels!

Q: What does a news anchor use to keep his pants up?
A: News suspenders!

Q: Why was the belt arrested on the TV show?
A: For holding up a pair of pants!

Q: How does a reporter write a story about a fan?
A: He gives it a spin!

Q: Why did the news anchor go to the bank?
A: To check his balance!