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Medic Mirth

Q: What’s a doctor’s favorite type of music?
A: The OR-chestra!

Diagnosis Delight

Q: Why did the doctor sit on her patient’s bed?
A: She wanted to have a patient sit-down!

Surgical Sillies

Q: Why did the scarecrow become a surgeon?
A: He was outstanding in his field!

Hospital Humor

Q: What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?
A: A URLologist!

Nurse Nonsense

Q: Why was the nurse always calm?
A: She had a lot of patients!

Prescription Puns

Q: Why did the doctor carry a red pen?
A: In case they needed to draw blood!

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