Artistic Acquaintance
What did the painting say to the sculpture in the museum?
“I think I’ve seen you somewhere before!”
Museum Jokes
Ghostly Gallery
What’s a ghost’s favorite room in a museum?
The scare-itage site!
Mummy Meetup Fear
Why don’t mummies visit museums?
They’re afraid they’ll run into old friends!
Mummy’s Museum
Why was the mummy a great museum guide?
He knew the place inside and out!
Dino’s Day Out
Why did the dinosaur go to the art museum?
He wanted to see the “rexhibits”!
Noisy Exhibits
Why was the museum so noisy?
All the art works were making a scene!
Fossil Fumble
What did the museum curator say when he dropped a fossil?
“I’ve made a grave mistake!”
Framed Artwork
Why did the painting go to jail?
Because it was framed!
Cat Curator
What do you call a cat who lives in a museum?
A curator, because it’s always curating a collection of mice!
Pop Art Perils
Why don’t museums allow balloon animals?
Because they’re worried about pop art!
