Mushroom Jokes

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the mushroom salad dressing!

Q: How do mushrooms send their mail?
A: Via spore-al delivery!

Q: What do you call a mushroom with a strong personality?
A: A Shiitake leader!

Q: Why did the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
A: Because he was such a great topping!

Q: What’s a mushroom’s favorite type of music?
A: Mushroom-bop!

Q: Why did the mushroom go to the party?
A: Because he was a fun-gi!