Ocean Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing – they just waved!

Why did the ocean break up with the shore?
Because it needed more “space” to wave!

Jake: “I saw a shark while surfing yesterday!”
Ryan: “Whoa, that’s terrifying! What did you do?”
Jake: “I just stayed calm and paddled away slowly.”
Ryan: “Did it follow you?”
Jake: “Nah, it just said, ‘Have a fin-tastic day!’ and swam off.”

Chris: “I went fishing in the ocean last week.”
Pat: “Catch anything?”
Chris: “Just a cold and a sunburn.”
Pat: “Sounds like the ocean really reeled you in!”

Sam: “I tried to take a selfie with the ocean yesterday.”
Alex: “How’d that go?”
Sam: “Not great. The ocean photobombed me with a huge wave!”
Alex: “At least it didn’t sea you coming!”

Tom: “I went scuba diving last weekend. It was amazing!”
Jerry: “Oh yeah? See anything cool?”
Tom: “Yeah, a giant octopus!”
Jerry: “No way! What did it do?”
Tom: “It waved at me… with all eight arms!”