Old Jokes

“Why did the old book go to the doctor?”
It said, “I have a bad case of history!”
The ancient scroll added, “I’ve been feeling a bit unwound too.”

An old sundial was asked about its morning routine.
It replied, “I used to be the wake-up call!”
The hourglass chimed in, “Those were the days, but time sands still for no one.”

Two old records were reminiscing.
One said, “Remember the good old days of vinyl?”
The other responded, “Absolutely, those were the real spin times!”