First Pick
Baby, if you were a booger I’d pick you first.
Punchline Jokes
Chill Chortles
Q: What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!
Shady Dog Dilemma
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: He didn’t want to be a hot dog!
Piano Pitfall
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor!
Bee Banter
Q: Why did the bee get married?
A: He found his honey!
Egg-citing Escapades
Q: How do you make an egg laugh?
A: Tell it a yolk!
Coffee Conundrums
Q: Why did the coffee file a police report?
A: It got mugged!
