Dairy Delights
Q: What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse?
A: I’m gouda!
Q: What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse?
A: I’m gouda!
Q: Why did the duck get detention?
A: For quacking in class!
Q: Why did the baker go to jail?
A: He was caught rolling in the dough!
Q: Why did the musician break up with the metronome?
A: She couldn’t keep the beat!
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet!
Q: Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
A: Because they’re shellfish!