Rain Jokes

Olivia: “I love rainy days. They’re so cozy!”
Ethan: “Really? I find them depressing.”
Olivia: “That’s because you’re not puddle-jumping enough!”
Ethan: “Or maybe I just don’t want to drip-dry all day!”

Chloe: “I left my car windows open during the storm.”
Ryan: “Oh no! Is your car okay?”
Chloe: “Let’s just say it’s now a convertible swimming pool.”
Ryan: “At least you won’t need a car wash for a while!”

Mia: “I went for a walk in the rain yesterday.”
Luke: “How was it?”
Mia: “Well, I slipped and fell into a puddle.”
Luke: “Ouch! Are you okay?”
Mia: “Yeah, but now I’m officially a human sponge!”

Sophie: “I love the sound of rain on the roof. It’s so relaxing!”
Ben: “Yeah, until it starts leaking through the ceiling.”
Sophie: “True. But at least it’s free indoor plumbing!”
Ben: “More like indoor flooding!”

Emma: “I forgot my umbrella today, and it started pouring!”
Jake: “Oh no, did you get soaked?”
Emma: “Completely! But on the bright side, I finally got to test if my phone was waterproof.”
Jake: “And?”
Emma: “Turns out, it’s more of a water-resistant kind of relationship.”

Q: Why did the man use ketchup during the rain? ☔🌧️😄
A: Because it was the only sauce without any leaks!

Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
A: Thunderwear! ☔🌧️😄