Rock Jokes

Why did the rock star bring a ladder to his concert?

Because he wanted to reach the high notes!

Why did the guitarist keep a drumstick in his pocket?

Just in case he got a chance to “beat” it!

Why was the metal band at the library?

Because the lead guitarist heard they had some “heavy” reading!

Why did the musician put his amplifier in the refrigerator?

Because he wanted to play some “cool” music!

Why did the rock star get arrested in the bakery?

Because he got caught trying to steal a “roll”!

Why don’t rock musicians ever lose at hide and seek? Because no one can ever find their key!