At lunch, Mom declares:
“Alright! From today on, we’re going to start saving up. Dad won’t be visiting the pub anymore, I’ll stop going to the hairdresser and the pastry shop, and you, little Johnny, you will…”
Little Johnny interrupts:
“I won’t be going to school anymore!” 🏫😂
A student on a class trip to the natural-history museum asks the guard, “Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?”
The guard tells him, “Three-million-four year and six months old.”
The student says. “How do you know that so precisely?”
The guard says, “Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.”
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, “They’re right behind you!”
Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won’t freeze?
Pupil: Hot water! 😂💧
Q: Why did the school end early?
A: Because the clock wanted to be a little ahead in its studies! 🕒😄📚
