Science Jokes

Why don’t biologists have mid-life crises?

Because they know it’s all in the genes!

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault!

Why do chemists like high alkaline solutions?

Because they can’t resist a basic joke!

Why was the moon so grumpy?

Because it was waning patience!

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Because they had no chemistry!

Why don’t quantum physicists make good comedians?

Because when you get the joke, you don’t get the joke!