Wave
Do you know what it’s called when a short person waves to you?
A microwave.
Short Jokes
A Hilarious Collection of One-Liners and Short Jokes
Short jokes are quick, punchy lines that deliver humor in just a few words, making them perfect for a quick laugh. For example, “I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me getaway ads!” This joke plays on the dual meaning of “needing a break” from work and taking a physical vacation, showcasing how literal interpretations can lead to humorous misunderstandings, all within a brief setup. Short jokes like this are great for sharing in conversations, texts, or on social media, offering a moment of levity and a chuckle with minimal setup.
Here are some Short jokes that some people find funny:
Writer’s Woe
Why did the pen get a timeout?
It was always crossing the line!
Architect’s Anxiety
Why was the blueprint anxious?
It was feeling drawn out!
Planetary Prank
Why do planets never play hide and seek with Pluto?
Because it’s always in a different Solar System!
History Hustle
What do historians always bring to the gym?
The ability to work up a historical sweat!
H2O Humor
Why did the water bottle go to therapy?
It had too many cap issues!
Vegetarian Dilemma
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing!
Spacey Serenade
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
He needed space!
Ghostly Gourmet
Why don’t ghosts like fast food?
It goes right through them!
Gravity Pulls a Fast One
Why doesn’t a physics book ever fall off the shelf?
It always keeps the laws of attraction!
Time Traveler’s Paradox
Why don’t we ever see time travelers at parties?
They already know they weren’t invited!
Digital Dilemma
Why don’t secrets work in a computer?
Because even Windows can spill the beans!
