Short Jokes

Do you know what it’s called when a short person waves to you?

A microwave.

Why did the pen get a timeout?
It was always crossing the line!

Why was the blueprint anxious?
It was feeling drawn out!

Why do planets never play hide and seek with Pluto?
Because it’s always in a different Solar System!

What do historians always bring to the gym?
The ability to work up a historical sweat!

Why did the water bottle go to therapy?
It had too many cap issues!

Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing!

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
He needed space!

Why don’t ghosts like fast food?
It goes right through them!

Why doesn’t a physics book ever fall off the shelf?
It always keeps the laws of attraction!

Why don’t we ever see time travelers at parties?
They already know they weren’t invited!

Why don’t secrets work in a computer?
Because even Windows can spill the beans!