Q: Why do leprechauns prefer dollar bills to coins?
A: Because they like a little green in their pocket!🍀😄
Q: Why did the leprechaun go to school?
A: He wanted to get a little “smarter” about where to hide his gold!🍀😄
Q: How can you tell if a leprechaun likes your joke?
A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!🍀😄
Q: What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
A: Lucky Charms!🍀😄
Q: Why don’t leprechauns ever get cold?
A: Because they’re always in a wee bit of a sweater!🍀😄
Q: How can you tell if a leprechaun likes your joke?
A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because real rocks are too heavy!
Q: Why do leprechauns hate running?
A: They’d rather jig than jog!
Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
They refuse to leave the green.
How did Irish Jig get started?
Too much drinking water and too few toilets.
Why do Irish people recycle?
They love to go green!
Sam: What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Kate: No sign.
Sam: Great English wine!
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Because really the stone is too heavy.
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
Irish people
What if you lose St. Patrick game?
Shamrock.
Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?
Cole: Why?
Johnny: The plane isn’t ready yet.
What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
St. Parade Patrick
What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?
St. O’ Clause!
