Story Jokes

Q: What’s a skeleton’s favorite classic book?
A: “The Bone Collector.”

Q: Why was the computer cold at the library?
A: It had too many windows open, ruining the plot!

Q: Why did the math book look sad?
A: It had too many problems!

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing! (It’s a short story!)

Q: How do you make a book stand?
A: Take away its chair!

Q: Why did the scarecrow become a writer?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field!