Travel Jokes

Q: Why did the scarecrow win the world tour?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field!

Q: Why did the traveler get good grades in school?
A: Because he knew all the capitals!

Q: Why did the traveler bring a pencil to Europe?
A: To draw his own conclusions!

Q: Why did the airplane break up with the helicopter?
A: It was tired of the “chopper” always hovering around!

Q: Why did the suitcase file a police report?
A: It was robbed of its essential belongings!

Why did the scarecrow move to Michigan?
Because it heard Detroit had a lot of fields!

How do you know someone’s from Michigan?
They show you where they live on their hand!

Why did the Michigan weather report go viral?
Because it had all four seasons in one day!

What’s a Michiganer’s favorite type of math?
Snow-pluse and minuses!

Why did the football team go to Michigan?
They heard the state was in the “mitt” of a winning streak!