Volcano Jokes

Volcanic Adventure

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Mike: “I heard you went on a trip to see a volcano. How was it?”
Dave: “It was lit! But honestly, it was a bit too heated for me.”
Mike: “Did you at least get some good photos?”
Dave: “Yeah, but they all came out smokin’ hot!”

Crater Chuckles

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Q: What’s a volcano’s favorite instrument?
A: The bass! It loves those deep explosive notes!

Tectonic Teasers

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Q: Why did the geologist go to the volcano?
A: For the uplifting experience!

Magma Mirth

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Q: Why did the volcano blush?
A: It saw the earth’s crust!

Ash Antics

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Q: What’s a volcano’s favorite kind of candy?
A: Anything that’s pop rocks!

Eruption Excitement

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Q: Why did the volcano apply for a job?
A: It wanted to become erupt-ly employed!

Lava Laughs

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Q: Why did the volcano break up with the mountain?
A: It wanted someone with more depth!