Sophie: “I heard the weather’s going to be crazy this weekend.”
Ben: “Yeah, they’re saying it’ll be sunny, rainy, and snowy all at once.”
Sophie: “What do you even call that?”
Ben: “I think it’s called weather indecision—it can’t make up its mind!”
Sophie: “Sounds like it needs a forecast therapist!”
Q: Why did December ask November to leave?
A: Because November was taking all the fall, and December wanted to bring in the snow! ❄️😄🌨️
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the thermometer go to jail?
Because it was under a false pretense.
Why did the snowman go to the hospital?
He had a bad case of frostbite.
Why did the sun go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little under the weather.
What do you call a thunderstorm that’s really loud?
A thunder-brag.
Why did the cloud feel down?
Because it was feeling overcast.
