Weather Jokes

Q: Why did December ask November to leave?
A: Because November was taking all the fall, and December wanted to bring in the snow! ❄️😄🌨️

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the thermometer go to jail?

Because it was under a false pretense.

Why did the snowman go to the hospital?

He had a bad case of frostbite.

Why did the sun go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling a little under the weather.

What do you call a thunderstorm that’s really loud?

A thunder-brag.

Why did the cloud feel down?

Because it was feeling overcast.