Eccentric Entertainers
Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?
A: It was two-tired!
Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?
A: It was two-tired!
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field!