Aurora Storealis
Why did the Eskimo open a store at the North Pole?
Because business is always “glowing” up there!
Why did the Eskimo open a store at the North Pole?
Because business is always “glowing” up there!
What’s an Eskimo’s favorite dessert?
I-scream!
Why was the Eskimo good at math?
Because he always knew how to “break the ice” into fractions!
Why did the Eskimo bring a baseball bat to dinner?
He heard there might be some “ice-breaking”!
Why do Eskimos always carry a pencil?
Because you never know when you might come across a sketchy “ice-olation”!
Why did the Eskimo build his house out of ice?
Because he wanted to have a “chill” place to hang out!
Why did the Eskimo become a painter?
Because he had a natural talent for drawing “cool” landscapes!
Why don’t Eskimos like talking at dinner?
They prefer to just “brr-eak” the ice!