Wordplay Jokes

John bought a dog, and his friend asks:

“What kind of dog is it?”
“A police dog.”
“It doesn’t look like a police dog at all.”
“Of course not, if it’s undercover.” 🐶

A book was asked about its weight loss secret.
It said, “I got rid of the appendix!”
The magazine replied, “I’ve always been thin on content!”

“Why did the bulb fail its exam?”
Another bulb responded, “Probably because it wasn’t too bright!”
The flashlight added, “Some just can’t handle the spotlight.”

A cup of tea was asked its favorite music.
It replied, “I prefer the tea-jazz!”
Coffee chimed in, “I’m more into brews and rock!”

Two steaks were discussing their favorite games.
One said, “I love hide and seek!”
The other replied, “Yes, but I’m always medium rare to be found.”

A clock was complimented on its speed.
It said, “Time flies when you’re having fun!”
The calendar replied, “Months at a time!”

An egg was asked about its day.
It replied, “It’s been eggceptional!”
Another egg said, “You crack me up!”