Yo Daddy Jokes

Yo daddy is so clean, his shower takes a shower before he uses it!

Yo daddy is so intelligent, he solved a Rubik’s cube in one move!

Yo daddy is so smart, he can Google without internet!

Yo daddy is so chill, when he enters the room, the temperature drops!

Yo daddy is so cool, even the ice cubes are jealous!

Yo daddy is so tall, when he goes out in the sun, he burns from the ozone layer first!

Yo daddy is so rich, he buys a new wallet for every dollar he earns!

Yo daddy is so fast, when he turns off the light, he’s in bed before the room gets dark!

Yo daddy is so stylish, even his pajamas have a tie!

Yo daddy is so tech-savvy, he backs up his files in his lumbar support!

Yo daddy is so fit, he doesn’t run marathons – marathons try to keep up with him!

Yo daddy is such a good cook, even the smoke alarm is rooting for him!